Funny things that happened at my gigs

With Pablo Bloom at El Cisne

If you're a musician, and perform/gig a lot or quite regularly, you may pick up some quite amusing remarks members of the audience makes (apart from "get off the stage, we hate you" or "please move your car"). Well, I certainly have, and I have 3 to share with you:

1. I was only trying to nicely ask weather anybody wanted a specific artist/song they would like to hear. But, when in Benidorm...

Me: Anybody have any requests? What d'ya want?

Audience: YOU.

2. Picture this; there's me, rocking and rolling on the piano, then you look down at an elderly couple (about 60 yrs- ish) sitting at the tables at the front of the stage. They're arguing, like any other couple would.

After the show ends, as I'm packing my things away, the man shouts over to me "Do me a favor and hit her with yer mic stand!", as he points to his partner.

I ask, "Why?!".

"Because she thinks your crap!".

...

He obviously disagreed with her as when I looked back, he was giving her the middle finger...

Now I'm not upset at the fact she didn't like my show, because hey, the whole world isn't gonna be your flavor now it it? I just find it extremely hilarious how the man handled the situation!

3. And finally, I was singing 'Human' by The Killers (as everybody else in this town does), and, well, this:

Me: "...Are we human..."

Audience: "COURSE WE ARE."

If you didn't find this funny, I did. There you go.

Catch you later!