But seriously, I really do not get how people can get up in the morning (and also go to bed early, but that's another story!). How can people get up at 8 or 9 in the morning? If I woke up at that time, I would have only had 3 or 4 hours sleep in total, so I think it's safe to say that I'm 100% a night owl. It also really puzzles me how I convince myself to get out of my bed in the "morning" (Okay, afternoon). I mean, I'm in a warm, comfy bed, wrapped up in blankets which are keeping the heat close to me. Why on Earth would I give that up just so I can start my day productively? ~She said as if she was a productive person in the first place~
Well I don't know about you, but my "mornings" seem to begin with the same pattern of useless-ness. Now, in order for me to ever get up, I have to set an alarm, and because my alarm in on one of these annoying apple devices, there is a snooze button. I think you now see my problem.
*BUZZ*RING*WAKE*UP*LESLEY* - snooze -
10 minutes later...
*BUZZ*RING*WAKE*UP*LESLEY* - snooze -
And the cycle repeats.
You see, I don't have one alarm. I have 5. YES. FIVE. Now my first one goes off at 10am (when any normal person should be getting up). Then I have one every half an hour until 12pm. The problem there is, once noon comes along, the snooze button looks like a great option at this point - it gives you an extra 10 minutes of sleep! What more could you want?
But after 4 or 5 snooze buttons, I finally decide, to lean over and click the stop alarm button. Then roll over and fall asleep again. What? all those waking ups to switch off the alarm or switch on the snooze button worn me out a bit, surely this entitles me to some more extra sleep time, right? (Don't actually answer that...).
Then once I get over the alarm section of waking up, I find myself looking at my phone, to see if anybody has texted/called/facebook'd/tweeted me (which generally isn't the case *cries*). However, the picking up of the phone then tempts me to unlock it. Now I think you see my next problem. SO MANY APPS WAITING TO BE OPENED. I suddenly find myself going through facebook twice, twitter six times, checking whatsapp three times (as if I wouldn't know if someone had messaged me the first time...), and before you know it, I've wasted another half an hour. And this is why I tell everybody that I do literally just lie down in the warn comfy bed for half an hour before I get up.
But in all seriousness, my bed can be super warm. The blankets hug me! They're saying "Stay! We'll keep you warm until the end of eternity!". And I'm just like "..... Kay" - Because I'm that easily convinced by warmth. Well, I am in Spain most of the time now...
All in all (your just another brick in the wall?) I'm freaking lazy when it comes to morning, and I hardly ever wake up in the mornings. Everybody knows that. And on that note, I'm of to bed at 2:30am with the hope to fall asleep straight away. Which has never happened. Now do you understand my problem???!!! No? Kay.
Catch you later!
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